The Bank Job (2025)
Starring: Jason Statham, Angelina Jolie.

“In this town, secrets are currency—and the vault is printing lies.”

London hums as a hush‑hush “sovereign vault” beneath Threadneedle Street hides kompromat on the rich and untouchable. A meticulous thief with a code (Statham) is forced into one last score by an ice‑calm ex‑intel fixer (Jolie) who needs evidence to survive the week.

Snapshots: midnight blackout along the Square Mile; laser‑grid mapped with lipstick and dust; the Mail Rail turned getaway artery; a flooding sprinkler system that’s actually the key; a double‑decker bus switch on Tower Bridge; and a rooftop grapple while burner phones ring like alarms.

Every safe deposit box is a scandal; every ally has a receipt. When the vault opens, London’s mask slips.

Verdict: Sleek, tense, and wickedly British—precision heist craft with sharp chemistry and proper grit.